Points to Ponder

 

 

By Charles “Tom” Brown’s cartoon dog, Ralphie

 

1. There are basically three kinds of people in the world – those who are good at mathematics, and those who aren’t.

 

2. Apathy is our most serious problem today – but who cares?

 

3. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

 

4. The one thing in life that is certain is uncertainty. And to show you how pervasive this principle is, I can’t even say for sure if it’s true.

 

5. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

 

6. I have a theory that it’s impossible to prove anything, but I can’t prove it.

 

7. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

 

8. I plan to procrastinate now and be spontaneous tomorrow.

 

9. The latent survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the world’s population.

 

10. I have made only one grammatical error in my life, and I seen it when I done it, and I taken it back.